She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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