I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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