I will die if light touches me.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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