The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
