I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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