Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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