just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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