who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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