Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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