How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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