no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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