the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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