Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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