If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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