And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wish my penis had a tongue
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
