he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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