'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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