i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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