god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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