The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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