You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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