When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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