Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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