A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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