Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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