she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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