I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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