He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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