Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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