Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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