Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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