3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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