me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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