just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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