It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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