thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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