I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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