i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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