So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
The air taste purple.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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