? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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