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So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We had sex on a dog bed..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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