i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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