I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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