She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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