And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Alive.
So much puke
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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