so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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