even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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