are you still at the devil's house?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
