There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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