He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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