IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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