hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
As shirtless as possible
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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